Skater Boy

Damien: I'm such a ret@rd

Damien: I just totally fell over gawking at this hot guy in the street

Gabe: What did he look like?

Damien: He was older, like late twenties

Damien: Long dirty blonde hair

Damien: Kinda grungy

Damien: Carrying a skateboard

Damien: Hot

Damien: He was totally checking me out too

Gabe: Really?

Damien: Yeah, well it was kind of hard not to

Damien: I managed to cause a three car pile up and buckle the back wheel on my bike

Gabe: Top effort

Damien: But least he looked!!