Manpower

D: Well, you know, there's Nick
D: What can I say about Nick?
D: He's a great kid, he's working hard
D: But I just felt
D: We needed a little more manpower
D: A little more juice
D: A tad more
G: OK, I get it

D: (p.s Happy Bday G-Spot!!)

Writing Partner

D: Nick
D: My writing partner
G: Stop saying writing partner!
D: Co-author then
G: Aghh!

Vanity Fair

G: OK I'm in
G: I want an Oscar!
G: I want to go to the Vanity Fair Party!
G: I want to snog Javier Bardem!!1!
G: WAAAAAANT!!!
D: Gabe I'd like to introduce you to my writing partner Nick
N: Hi Gabe

G:

Pitches

D: I really think we should write a movie script
D: How many Club movies have there been already?
D: Breakfast, Babysitters, Fight
D: Where are all the pretty boys in that equation huh???
G: Emilio Estevez, Christian Oliver, Brad Pitt
D:
D:
D: Right there
D: That's why I'm not taking you to any pitches

Write a Movie

D: You know the writer of Juno
D: Is a blogger?
G: No I did not
D: Well she is
D: And she's like totally rich now

G: Wait for it...
D: Hey - maybe we should write a movie!
G: There you go

Plummeted

D: We have a reader's question
G: Woo!
D: Ahem
D: "what's your guy's secret? do you rehearse what you put on the blog? or do you just chat randomly on messenger until you find something funny to put in."
D: You wanna answer this one?
G: Dear reader
G: You might have noticed
G: That the quality of funny here
G: Has plummeted since the Writers' Strike
G: Coincidence??
D: OK, that's enough Columbo

Left Foot Blue

D: OK
D: Obligs
D: Go
G: Christmas with the boyf
G: New Years in Cornwall
G: Twisted my ankle playing twister
D: Is that last one for reals?
G: Left foot blue Damien
G: Left. Foot. Blue.