Origin Story Part 4

G: My plan?
G: To lure Damien onto messenger
G: And give him a taste of his own medicine
G: Some max strength anitihistamean if you will
G: But when he logged on
G: A strange thing happened
G: He was funny
G: And not exactly horrible
G: And we became
G: Friends
G: I know that doesn't make a very good end to the story
G: But that's what happened
G: Real life doesn't always have
G: The best punch lines
G: Does it?

Origin Story

G: I thought
G: As the natives are getting restless
G: I might distract you with the story
G: Of how D and I met
G: The year is 2004
G: The International Year of Rice
G: Janet Jackson had just shocked the world with her booby
G: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban is released
G: And Arsenal loses for the first time in 49 league games
G: Little did two young men
G: On either side of the Atlantic
G: Know they were soon destined to meet...

Not Today

G: There's going to come a time
G: Where these start to get old
G: But that days not today!!1!

!!1!

G: ROLF!!1!

LOLGayz

G: I am so into this site right now
G: I've even made my own homage
G: I don't have a cat though
G: So I had to improvise...