J*rk off
Gabe: How often do you, you know...
Damien: What?
Damien: Floss?
Gabe: No, when you wake up...
Damien: Make a coffee?
Gabe: No, no, no
Damien: Eat breakfast?
Gabe: No I mean
Damien: What then?
Gabe: Have a... you know... when you
Damien: Jerk off?
Damien: You can say "@ssmaster" but not j*rk off???
Damien: Sheesh
Damien: Sometimes you're so English it hurts
Gabe: @ssmaster!!!
Damien: By the way, if you can't even say m@sturbate, you most definitely shouldn't be allowed to do it
Gabe: W@nk, w@nk, w@nk, w@nk!!!!!
2 comments:
And for god'sakes say blowjob instead of oral sex. And hummer is so last week. Oooo how about occupational suction? Or a puff position? A gale grind? Or a slurping swindle?
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