My boyfriend Seth

Damien: I have a long week ahead of me

Damien: And I don't know what I'd do without Seth

Damien: He's so my rock

Damien: And sweet! Always buying me little gifts

Damien: But J*sus H Chr*st

Damien: If he continues to leave his coffee mugs on my white furnishings

Damien: We will have to have a SERIOUS discussion about the future of our relationship

Gabe: Hey hey

Damien: Oh it's you

Gabe: Charming

Gabe: Anyway, I thought I was your fantasy boyfriend?

Damien: Quiet, Seth will hear you!!!!