Convoy

G: That's a very eclectic group of photos
D: Yeah well, these are very uncertain times
D: I mean
D: Does one go for hot guys on the beach on in a park?
D: Answer = both
G: You. Convoy. Middle East. Now.

Left Foot Blue

D: OK
D: Obligs
D: Go
G: Christmas with the boyf
G: New Years in Cornwall
G: Twisted my ankle playing twister
D: Is that last one for reals?
G: Left foot blue Damien
G: Left. Foot. Blue.

Correct

G: What song am I humming?
G:
G:
D: If it's Good Morning Baltimore
D: I'm going to have to kill you
D: You've been singing it all week
D: And every time you mention it
D: I start singing it too
D: All. Day.
D: I'm freakin serious Gabe
G:
G:
D: It's Good Morning Baltimore isn't it?
G: Correct!
G: Ten Points
D: Ugh

Ribena

D: I like

D: That while I was away
D: People were all
D: "Your blog sucks!"
D: Like all blogs
D: Should naturally be written by two people
D: That they're reading
D: Perez or something
D: And they're like
D: "He's good
D: But he really could do
D: with some witty counter point..."


G: Sorry I knocked over my glass of Ribena
G: What were you saying?
D: Oh nevermind

Hormonal Men

G: I had this disgusting thought today
D: Hit me
G: What if guys got the period
G: Instead of women?
G: I mean, mens' public toilets are bad enough
G: I went into one today and it was horrible
G: But imagine menstrual blood all over the place
G: Because men wouldn't be organised
G: And have tampons
G: So you'd have all these hormonal men walking round
G: Bleeding bucketloads over everything
G: Damien?
D: Oh God
D: I've actually been sick in my mouth