On My Own

G: What will it be about?
D: No, I'm going to write it on my own
D: I do everything else on my own anyway
G:
G:
D: Oh grow up Gabe

Because You Love

D: Can I just draw your attention
D: To the banner on the right
D: Playgirl:
D: Because You Love Cock
G: Says it all really
D: Well they've done their market research
D: I'll give them that

Guy # 1

G: I have a contender
G: He's half Italian, half Irish
D: Interesting mix, keep talking
G: He travelled around Europe a few years back
G: And works in advertising now
D: Let me see...
D: Way too short!
D: Next!!

Off-Set

G: And how have I become responsible
G: For finding you a date?
D: Because
D: You're in a relationship
D: You have to off-set
D: All the smug couple tax by doing good deeds
D: For your newly single friends
D: It's the law
G: Smug couple tax?
D: Don't question Economics, Gabe

Greater Geographical Knowledge

G: It's about here
G: Damien would make a joke about being able to see
G: Their brazilians
G: And then I would say something like
G: If you look carefully
G: You can make out their Manaus
G: My joke being technically superior
G: Relying on a greater geographical knowledge
G: But he'd probably not get it
G: And call me a butt pirate or something
G: Yep
G: That's what would usually happen

Wacky

D: Do you have to shoot up and stuff?
G: Insulin you mean? yes
D: What happens if you don't?
G: Well I die
G: Or go into a coma
G: You never can tell with that wacky ol' diabetes!
D: What if you're on a ship
D: That gets hit by an iceberg
D: And then you're in a life boat
D: And you forgot to bring your man bag
D: Which has all your insulin in it??
G: Since when do I have a man bag?
D: Just answer the question!!