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Damien: I just got an email from this man who said our blog was his secret guilty pleasure

Damien: He's like a professor at a College

Damien: And he's married

Gabe: Aw that's sweet

Damien: And he wears women's underwear and imagines having s*x with the both of us

Gabe: OK, now he's getting creepy

Damien: He says he'll pay us a lot of money and you only have to wear stockings and a girdle...

Gabe: *logs off*