Freckle

Gabe: I didn't get one email today

Gabe: Not one

Gabe: Not even any spam

Gabe: I wrote ten emails yesterday

Gabe: And didn't get one reply

Damien: Have you checked your outbox?

Gabe: Yeah, it's empty

Damien: That's weird

Gabe: Why?

Damien: No, I've just found a freckle in the shape of Rupert Everett on my ankle

Damien: It looks like he's smiling!!!!

Gabe: *logs off*