Tongue
D: Hi
G: Good weekend?
D: It was okay. How was yours?
G: Pretty good
D: How was your date?
G: Yeah, it was fine
G: He's a bad kisser though
D: Really?
G: What's left of my tongue is in the freezer waiting to be surgically reattached
D: No ones perfect I guess
2 comments:
think twice about inviting him back for fellatio
You're not wrong there
:(
Gabe
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