23 January 2006


G: Hi
D: Hi
G: Good weekend?
D: It was okay. How was yours?
G: Pretty good
D: How was your date?
G: Yeah, it was fine
G: He's a bad kisser though
D: Really?
G: What's left of my tongue is in the freezer waiting to be surgically reattached
D: No ones perfect I guess


Anonymous said...

think twice about inviting him back for fellatio

The Pretty Boys said...

You're not wrong there