Coffee Date

G: It's a great day today
G: Oh yes it is
D: What are you so happy about?
G: I've been chatting to this guy online for a couple of weeks
G: And today we went for a coffee
D: A coffee huh?
D: How civilized
D: I thought you said British people didn't date?
G: He's not English
G: He's Argentinian
G: I didn't understand a word he said
G: But we don't need to talk
D: Oh brother, this is going to be trouble...