10 November 2005

Kangaroo

Damien: Do you think kangaroos really exist?

Gabe: What? Of course they do

Damien: But how can you know for certain if you've never seen one?

Damien: Maybe Kangaroos are a scam?

Damien: Maybe they want you to believe in kangaroos?

Gabe: But I have seen one

Gabe: I've seen two in fact, at the London zoo

Damien: You're always trying to spoil my theories

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've seen one too!!

Anonymous said...

I have never seen one.

Anonymous said...

Is Rolf Harris in on the scam then?

Anonymous said...

Kangaroos. They're up there with the penguins. Penguins ain't natural. Not in the bible you know. Penguins are MAN-MADE.

(My unoriginal ass apologises to the State in advance.)