Ribcage

Damien: I think I've bruised my ribcage

Damien: Can that happen?

Gabe: Sure. How'd you do it?

Damien: This woman tripped up in the parking lot and threw all her groceries in the air

Gabe: Did something hit you?

Damien: No, no, I just laughed so hard I almost puked!!!!!!

Gabe: Such the humanitarian