Outrageous

Damien: I have never had a proper boyfriend

Damien: Isn't that the most outrageous thing you ever heard??

Damien: Promise me if we both get to 25 without a boyfriend we'll get a gay union thingy together

Gabe: I'm not promising you anything

Damien: I'll wear a indian silk veil and the bridesmaid's dresses will be buttercup with a nice lace hem