Presents

D: I haven't bought any presents yet
D: I'm beginning to panic
G: Just do what I do
G: Tell your family you love them very much, but you don't think they deserve any gifts this year
G: They'll appreciate your honesty
D: I don't think that will work on my family
D: Gift giving is the glue that holds us together
D: It makes up for not being very nice to each other for the following 364 days