Cute Guy at Starbucks

D: The cute guy at Starbucks with the curly hair totally winked at me today!!!
G: Either that or he had coffee bean dust in his eye
D: No, he totally winked
D: One moment his eye was open, the next - closed
G: Maybe he was having a small str0ke?
D: You know, being mean is just a sign of insecur1ty