The Casting Couch: Craig

D: OMFG - how is his hair doing that?
G: I think he's wearing a wire hair piece

D: Hot bod though
D: I wonder if his hair's as sculpted down below
G: This is his profile - "I currently have no modelling experience but feel I would suit any role that is require. I assure you will get plenty out of me and I am will always give my best."
D: Get plenty out of me! Ha ha haha

G: Ah the famous digital photo taken in the mirror routine
D: I totally want to c0me on his chest
G: Gross
D: And then wipe it in his hair
G: From the look of it, I think someone might have already beaten you to it