Unconcious In Some Alley

D: This is my LIFE
D: I mean
D: How many times have I been
D: Unconcious in some alley
D: Only to wake up and fall in love
D: With the super hunky doctor??
D: It's like they LOOKED INSIDE MY BRAIN

G: I used to have a barbie doll called Gertrude once

Hormonal Men

G: I had this disgusting thought today
D: Hit me
G: What if guys got the period
G: Instead of women?
G: I mean, mens' public toilets are bad enough
G: I went into one today and it was horrible
G: But imagine menstrual blood all over the place
G: Because men wouldn't be organised
G: And have tampons
G: So you'd have all these hormonal men walking round
G: Bleeding bucketloads over everything
G: Damien?
D: Oh God
D: I've actually been sick in my mouth

Lacan's Mirror Stage

D: What the Charles Dickens is going on here??
G: These are "staged narratives"
G: of the Lacan's mirror stage
D:
G: It's the point in infant development when
G: the child recognizes he/she is an actual individual
G: and not his/her Mum
G: It's fascinating
D:
D: Anyway
D: Here's a man being gored by a bull

Franchise

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1yfxf_broadway-bares-highlight-reel

D: Disney is sure pushing the limits
D: with its High School Musical franchise
D: I'll give 'em that
G: Erm...

I'm a Charity

G: How's that sister of yours?
D: Apparently she wants to be
D: An Aid Worker or something now
D: I'm like
D: Get over your Western guilt complex already
D: And while you're at it, send me some money
D: I'm a charity lady!!

G: Are you guys biological siblings?
D: Apparently but I have my doubts...

Swap Boyfriends

D: So how is Johnny Jim Bag anyways?
G: He's good
G: How's Ford?
D: Just dandy


G: You want to swap boyfriends for a while?
D: OK!

Stop. Watching.

G: Wow
G: That guy has hair like Amy Winehouse
D: Can't. Stop. Watching. Them. Running.

Dim Sum

D: How was it?
G: John took me for dim sum
G: It was all very refined
D: Really?
D: Wow, OK
D: G String, I think you're growing up
G: Then we hit the tequila
G: And I woke up this morning
G: With salt all up my arm :(
D: Drunk old
D: Salty old G String

Freakin Gayapalooza

D: Sheesh
D: What's with all the birthdays in April??
D: It's a freakin Gayapalooza
G: Is "freakin" your word of the week or something?
D: Well yah
D: That and Gayapalooza...


D: Freakin word nazi

Showing Off

D: It's all you, you, you
D: With the diabetes
D: And the showing off
D: What about me huh?
D: What about ME
G: Oh and it's my birthday on Friday
D: Gabe Quitit!!