17 May 2007

Hormonal Men

G: I had this disgusting thought today
D: Hit me
What if guys got the period
G: Instead of women?
G: I mean, mens' public toilets are bad enough
G: I went into one today and it was horrible
G: But imagine menstrual blood all over the place
G: Because men wouldn't be organised
G: And have tampons
G: So you'd have all these hormonal men walking round
G: Bleeding bucketloads over everything
D: Oh God
D: I've actually been sick in my mouth


Scott said...

I wonder what train of thought led Gabe to ponder such a terrifying thought.

Anonymous said...

You know they wouldn't even use tampons -- they'd just use a sock. Or worse: tuck their shirt in over it.