My boyfriends are better than yours

D: I don't care about your boyfriend anyway
D: Not when I have this to come home to
G: It creeps me out to think what you'd do with a camera while this guy was fast asleep

Coffee Date

G: It's a great day today
G: Oh yes it is
D: What are you so happy about?
G: I've been chatting to this guy online for a couple of weeks
G: And today we went for a coffee
D: A coffee huh?
D: How civilized
D: I thought you said British people didn't date?
G: He's not English
G: He's Argentinian
G: I didn't understand a word he said
G: But we don't need to talk
D: Oh brother, this is going to be trouble...

Dieux du stade 2006: Part Four

D: Remind me why I don't play rugby?
G: Because you throw like a pansy and you'd burst into tears if anyone tackled you
D: Oh yeah, that
D: So remind me why I'm not French?

Bandage

G: Oh yeah, I'd kiss it better

Actor Watch: Will Toale

D: So maybe I was a bit vague before
D: According to the most reliable source of news on the planet (when it comes to hot boys)
D: Our friend Will Toale is playing the wet one in the Smallville spinoff Aquaman on the WB
G: Rubadubdub...

My Boyfriends

D: These are my two new boyfriends Callum & Reece
D: We live as a three
D: Callum does most of the cooking
D: And Reece is such the handy man
G: And what role do you play in this fantasy relationship?
D: I'm the meat in the sandwich
G: Of course, the manwich

Will Toale: the new Aquaman

D: Will Toale totally makes me wet

Me in my Underwear

Gabe: As promised, here are those snaps of me in my underwear
G: I have to give her credit
G: Mum is actually pretty good with the camera, you know...

Resolve

D: I've already f@iled my NY Resolutions
D: In 2007 I need to remember to set the bar much lower
G: Eat all the shortbread your Grandma sent huh?
D: Every single piece :(

Dieux du stade 2006: Part Three

G: I mean, for Pete's sake...
D: Whoa dude. There is some serious junk in that trunk

Random Cute Guys We Wouldn't Kick Out of Bed

D: This guy's only 17
G: That's legal here
D: Really?
G: The age of c0nsent is 16 in this country
G: At 16 you can also buy l0ttery tickets and chocolate liqueurs
D: Good to know

G: He has great eyes
D: I totally love the whole card throwing thing
D: He's like "get outta here, you're a c@rdshark. I'm a m0therf*king c@rdshark"
G: Is that a line from a film?
D: No I just made it up

Dieux du stade 2006: Part Two

G: What do you think happens when you join the french rugby team?
G: Do they sit you down and say "Jean-Claude, congratulations. Not only will you be representing your country in sport
G: But you'll also be taking off your kit
G: And parading around in front of the camera
G: In a series of h0moer0tic poses - in your underwear
G: Or nekkid
G: With just a rugby ball to cover your wotsits"
D: I know that's what I tell them when I shoot the calendar at my house
G: All I can say is Viva la France!
D: Maybe you should ask some natives?

Blond Guy Tuesday

D: Woo - it's an uber blond Tuesday!
G: We have more blonde for your buck

You wouldn't want to see me in my underwear today...

Gabe: ...not until I've rehydrated at least
G: *Sips water*