Tongue

G: Hi
D: Hi
G: Good weekend?
D: It was okay. How was yours?
G: Pretty good
D: How was your date?
G: Yeah, it was fine
G: He's a bad kisser though
D: Really?
G: What's left of my tongue is in the freezer waiting to be surgically reattached
D: No ones perfect I guess

Online

G: Damien hasn't been online all weekend
G: Hope he hasn't fallen over in his Mother's high heels again...

Leandro Becker

G: I (heart) Leandro Becker

Naked Men

G: You know, when life gets complicated
G: Naked men always cheer me up
G: Here's to you naked men!

Toga

G: Hey
D: Oh hi
G: Hi
D: What?
G: What do you mean what?
D: Exactly
G: Are you being weird??
D: Maybe, maybe not
G: Um, ok
D: I know you are but what am I?

Slaving

D: Gabe must still be on his date
D: And here I am slaving over a hot blog
D: You just can't find good help these days

Carpet

G: I like that carpet he's sitting on
D: I totally know the gay man you're going to become one day
G: What, a gay man who likes carpet??
D: No, a gay man with a Beagle named Morris and a collection of antique plates

Giddyup

D: Horses are kind of sexy
G: You mean guys on horses are sexy?
D: That too
G: Um... ok...

Bad Man

G: I am going on a date with the hot Argentinian on Thursday night
G: I am feeling all needy and fragile and insecure
G: He really is that hot
G: He's also really lovely as well
G: But I hate hot men
G: And I love them at the same time
G: I don't really know why I am pursuing this
G: He's only 19 and it's bound to end in tears
G: Mine, most likely
D: Oh I'm sorry - I didn't get all that
D: I was just staple-gunning my eyes shut so I didn't have to read any more of your drivel
D: Hahahahhaaa
G: You're a very bad man Damien Pinkerton

The Way

G: He he he

D: What?

G: I'm just thinking about something Carlos said yesterday

D: I thought he didn't speak English?

G: He doesn't

G: It's just the way he says stuff that makes it funny

D: Oh brother...

Theo

D: Theo was supposed to pick me up for the prom at seven sharp

Dieux du stade 2006: Part Five

G: That's it for the nekkid French Rugby Players
D: What is the first guy... is that his...?
G: I think he's holding a rugby ball
D: Not from where I'm sitting...

Chad

G: This guy is hot, love the hoody
D: Yes he is - thanks All American Guys

Proportion

D: So what, you like love this Argentinean now?

D: You want to have children

D: And move into a gated community in New Mexico

D: And make jam together??

D: Is that what's going to happen????

G: He's ok

G: He has lovely eyes

D: This is just like you to blow everything out of proportion!!!!