Math

D: What's 13,898 x 24?
G: Um...
G: Pass
D: I spent years learning stupid algebra and calculus
D: and for what?
G: It's supposed to make you smarter
D: Well it obviously didn't work
G: What were you trying to work out anyway?
D: Nothing
D: Just how many boys I'd like to butter the muffin with before I die
G: Figures