A Credit

G: So what have you written before?
D: Oh Nick's done a ton of stuff
D: He has a credit on The Pacifier
G: Really?
D: Yeah, they just haven't put it on IMDB yet
G: Didn't that film come out ages ago?
N: I was working this joint in LA
N: When who comes in but Vin Diesel
N: And I go to him
N: Hey Vinny, you should remake that Kindergarten Cop
N: True story
D: Isn't he great?
G: I've changed my mind
G: I think you two were made for each other

Written in Code

N: At first I was all
N: Is this for real?
N: But then I realized the advert was written in code
N: The confusion it created
N: Was only a well crafted subterfuge
D: Isn't he great?
G: Believe me Nick
G: That sense of confusion doesn't ever really go away

Mocked My Dreams

D: Nick answered my ad on Craiglist
D: Ahem
D: "Do you have a talent for writing? Are your friends and colleagues always undermining your talents? Wouldn't you like to turn around to them and say "You mocked my dreams and now look at me! I'm a millionaire movie maker! EAT THAT JERKBAIT!" If so, contact me today."
G: Oh brother

Writing Partner

D: Nick
D: My writing partner
G: Stop saying writing partner!
D: Co-author then
G: Aghh!

Unnamed PBC Project

G:
G:
G: I'm sorry what?
D: My writing partner
D: Nick
N: Hey man
G: You have a writing partner?
D: Yes and we have a lot to get through so
G: What are you writing?
D: At this stage it's an unnamed PBC Project
N: We have some ideas for the name
N: But you know at this stage we're keeping them under wraps
G: Oh well that seems…
G: WHO IS NICK???