Back in the Game

G: Yes, start dating again
G: For everyones sake
G: Get back in the game
G: Back on that horse
G: Back in the sling
G: Whichever

Man of Morals

D: So what are you suggesting?
D: That I whore myself out?
G: Something like that
D: Gabe, unlike you
D: I am a man of morals


D: So when does the porn
D: Start on this video then?

To School

G: I'm serious
D: Um
D: OK

D: I see we're taking
D: The "tough love bus"
D: to school today then...

Whine Fest '07

G: OK that's it
D: What?
G: I am officially SICK TO DEATH
G: Of hearing you whinge all the time
G: You broke up 6 months ago
G: You're single
G: You're young
G: GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE
G: And stop with this self indulgent whine fest '07
G: Or I am going to come across to America
G: Find where you live
G: And give you a good hard smack



D: It was only four months ago
G: Aghh!!

No One Told Me

D: OK, I'm going to die alone
G: What happened this time?
D: Nothing
D: I am just, most probably going to die single
G: Wow
G: No one told me
G: We'd started Maudlin Mondays already

Social Responsibility

D: I never knew we were so political!
G: Prettiness is a social responsibility
D: Yeah well, I'm doing my part...

Punch on the Face

G: I was sorting through
G: Some old mail and found this -

"I am seriously very confused. The title you have for your web blog does not match what is in there. I am from California, and if you were to call one of these muscly dudes 'pretty' here, you would get a punch on the face. So if I were you, I would change the title of that blog, or put pictures of actually 'pretty' men. I don't mean to bash you or anything, I just think you guys don't have a concrete idea of what you are putting out there. It's irrational and almost a scam since its not putting out there what the title promises to do. I like the pretty boys, I dont like the hunky guys. So for me, it's deceiving to see this and have to 'search' around deleting all the other muscle cookie cutter guys until I finally find a pretty boy with long hair and a pretty face somewhere." (Name supplied)

G: Discuss...
D: Mmm Muscle cookie