The Usual

G: Stop changing the subject
G: I want to hear about what's been going on
D: Well
D: Nothing much really
D: The usual
D: Ya know... stuff
G: I'll email your sister
D: OK I'll tell!!

It's Kind Of

G: An Lolgay is
D: Yes?
G: Well an Lolgay is...
G: It's kind of
G: Lolgays are
G: Um

G: Look over there
G: It's James Marsden in a thong!
D: That's not going to work a third time Gabe

God's Green Earth

G: So
G: Tell me everything
D: Wait
G: What?
D: Look at all the pretty boys
D: I have missed them you know
D: And I think
D: No, I believe it in my heart
D: That they have missed me too
G: Well as their spokesman
G: We're glad to have you back
D: Just one little thing G
G: Yes?
D: What on God's green Earth is a FREAKIN LOLGAY?!??!?

Seven Sleeps

D: Yo
G: Hey!!!!
G: Hey its you!!
G: You went
G: You went and I was alone
G: And then it got tricky and I went
G: You went away too long!!!!
G: No went long time next ok?
D: Ha
D: Ok I think
G: So how are you?
D: Good. A lot has happened.
D: I want to tell you everything
D: But I'm going away tomorrow for a week
G: You're coming back though right?
D: Yeah I am
G: So I'll see you in a week?
D: Yeah you will
G: Seven sleeps?
D: Ha, yeah
D: Seven sleeps it is

Origin Story Part 4

G: My plan?
G: To lure Damien onto messenger
G: And give him a taste of his own medicine
G: Some max strength anitihistamean if you will
G: But when he logged on
G: A strange thing happened
G: He was funny
G: And not exactly horrible
G: And we became
G: Friends
G: I know that doesn't make a very good end to the story
G: But that's what happened
G: Real life doesn't always have
G: The best punch lines
G: Does it?

Origin Story Part 3

G: I avoided him to be honest
G: I thought he was just another loud American (sryz!)
G: Throwing his ideas around (not 2 sterotypz k!!)
G: He would post a response
G: Engineered to wind me up
G: Make fun of my grammar (rich I knos)
G: And call me
G: Princess Crumpetina
G: Now nobody calls me Princess Crumpetina
G: And gets away with (cept my mum lol)
G: I had to teach this Damien a lesson
G: A lesson he would never forget... (everz!)

Origin Story Part 2

G: 2004 was also the year I suffered
G: My first major Buffy withdrawl
G: I started watching back to back Angel
G: And also frequented a few of the forums
G: It was light weight stuff to begin with
G: Debates on the best Big Bad
G: Longwinded discussions about the pretext of
G: Misogyny disguised as pseudo feminisim
G: Kids stuff
G: But there was this one guy
G: Who took things a little more...
G: How shall I put this?
G: ...Personally
G: And his name
G: Although you've probably already guessed by now
G: Was Damien
G: Or d@m13n_thev@mp1re-sl@y3r69
G: To be precise...

Origin Story

G: I thought
G: As the natives are getting restless
G: I might distract you with the story
G: Of how D and I met
G: The year is 2004
G: The International Year of Rice
G: Janet Jackson had just shocked the world with her booby
G: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban is released
G: And Arsenal loses for the first time in 49 league games
G: Little did two young men
G: On either side of the Atlantic
G: Know they were soon destined to meet...