Wardobe Malfunction

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x25jjo_fashion

G: I had a wardobe malfunction once
G: Let's just say
G: If you were playing badminton
G: At the Barbican about a year ago
G: And kept seeing a young guy
G: Bend down to pick up his shuttlecock
G: And in the process
G: Expose his, well, "shuttles"
G: I cannot apologise enough

!!1!

G: ROLF!!1!

LOLGayz

G: I am so into this site right now
G: I've even made my own homage
G: I don't have a cat though
G: So I had to improvise...

Juan Fan Club

G: I get a bit scared
G: By the Juan fan club
G: To be honest
G: The whole alter ego thing's a bit Dr Jekyll / Mr Hyde
G: Except with bitchiness
G: Replacing the murderous tendencies
G: Which is either better / worse
G: Depending on how you look at it

Greater Geographical Knowledge

G: It's about here
G: Damien would make a joke about being able to see
G: Their brazilians
G: And then I would say something like
G: If you look carefully
G: You can make out their Manaus
G: My joke being technically superior
G: Relying on a greater geographical knowledge
G: But he'd probably not get it
G: And call me a butt pirate or something
G: Yep
G: That's what would usually happen