This Close

G: I've glad you've stopped sulking
G: But
G: Um
G: These guys
G: They are not pretty
G: No they are not
G: They're kind of weird looking actually
D: Gabriel, I am this close to deleting you from my friends

Though Shalt Not

G: Happy now?
G: Everyone hates us
D: Meh
G: We've broken the sacred promise
G: Of homogay webbyblogs everywhere
G: Though shalt not publish mingers
G: You're lucky they don't string you up

Normal

G: What the hell are these?????
D: Gabe, let me introduce you to normal naked men
D: Well, cartoon drawings of them
G: Oh God, that first one looks like my dad :(

Keep On

G: I'm just going to keep on posting pics
G: until you come round
G: I still believe in the dream
G: In the dream...
G: In the dream...

Impossibly Hot

G: OK, so what do you want
G: To post pictures of women??
D: And encourage your vagrant bisexuality?
D: No way
D: I'm just fatigued
D: It's like
D: Hot guy here, hot guy there
D: biceps and pecs and those weird ab muscle thingys
D: Everywhere I look it's an impossibly hot dude
G: I know, isn't it great!

Strop

G: Have you finished your strop?
D: It's not a "strop"
D: It's a political movement