A lot of men

G: I can't go to a gym
D: Why not?
G: When I see a lot of men naked together I start nervous giggling

Keep his eyes off me

D: There's this guy at the gym
D: He's always staring at me
G: Weird
D: He's all with the looking
D: Not as annoying as the whistling guy
D: But he can't keep his eyes off me
D: Honest - it's starting to get exasperating
D: I wish he'd hurry up and ask me out already
G: I really should have seen that coming by now :(

Withered

D: I can't get that withered old finger out of my head
G: It's not your head you need to be careful about...

Sugared

D: OK so I think I need a sugar daddy now
D: To be an A-gay
G: But have you ever sugared a daddy before?
D: No
D: Not really
D: Have you?
G: That's not the point
G: The point, my friend, is could you be frigged by a wrinkly finger?
D: What are you - a lawyer?
D: p.s. gross

Hobby

D: You've been quiet tonight
G: I'm writing my CV
G: I need a hobby
D: Can't you put "blogger extraodinaire"??
G: Not if I want a job

A-Gay

D: I think I'm going to become an A-Gay
G: What's that?
D: You know, they get invited to the best parties
D: Date the cutest guys
D: Get on the cover of magazines and stuff
D: I think you might have to be rich though...
G: The one flaw in your otherwise perfect scheme!

Eternally

G: Want to play checkers?
D: You always lose
G: I may be many things Damien, but I'm nothing if not eternally hopeful
D: Loser

Hands Up

G: Hands up if you think he's the cute
D: I don't just have my hands up...

Icing

G: Thanks everyone for your birthday wishes!
D: How were the celebrations?
G: Well
G: I didn't know you could get toxic shock syndrome from too much banana cake and caramel fudge icing...

Happy Birthday

D: Happy birthday G Man!
D: I got you a cake
D: And a cute boy in underwear with funny eyebrows just how you like
G: Thanks Damien
D: Did you get my other present?
D: Does it fit?
G: It's a bit tight
D: PVC is supposed to be tight
G: It definately hold everything in place
D: I think the word you're looking for is "snug"
G: If I wear it a lot, I won't think I'll be able to have kids
D: See -
D: It's the gift that keeps on giving!

Hairless & Tanned

D: Look at them frolicking
D: All hairless and tanned
D: Like shaved seals
D: I'd like to get a look at their shaved seals
D: Ha ha
D: I made a joke G
D: Gettit - their "seals" are "shaved"
D: And by "seals" I obviously mean
G: It's my birthday on Thursday
D: Oh grow up

Thursday

G: Did I mention it's my birthday
D: On Thursday
D: Yes - I know
D: Your day of birth
D: Mazl-tof already