02 December 2005

Diplomacy

Gabe: *logs on*

Gabe: Word

Damien: Hi

Gabe: Hi?

Gabe: What, no sassy salutation?

Damien: I miss Adam

Gabe: Oh

Gabe: Haven't you two made up yet?

Damien: He won't return my calls

Damien: I even sent him a new peace offering from Diesel with a little note telling him to destroy his horrible green sweater he continues to wear

Damien: And nothing

Gabe: Some people, huh?

Damien: They're just rude

01 December 2005

The Casting Couch: Chad

Gabe: Chad is Australian. He has an all over tan
Damien: You can tell it's an all over tan by the way it's all over

Damien: Here Chad is striding through the country side

Damien: Why is he wearing a bra on his head?
Gabe: I don't know. Maybe it's an Australian thing

Damien: He's going to get a crick in his neck if he keeps on sleeping like that

Gabe: Now he's off home with his guitar
Damien: You know, this ones not been very funny
Gabe: I blame Chad
Damien: Me too
Gabe: Chad and his all over tan

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Telephone Call

Damien: Man, Adam has a nerve

Damien: He says I have a problem with self image

Damien: That I'm shallow

Damien: And petty

Damien: And hung up on my looks

Damien: But it's not my fault I'm so good looking, is it?

Gabe: It's a heavy burden you bare

Damien: If I wasn't checking myself out in the hall mirror when he was saying all this, I would have got really angry at him...

30 November 2005

Blond Guy Wednesday


Damien: Man, I've had a week
Gabe: Well, let the bondes make it all better...

Better

We think we know waht the problem is - some of our images are too big for the blogger template and so the sidebar defaults to the bottom of the page. The easiest thing for us to fix it is to make the big images smaller - so once that's done we should be back to normal. Cheers to everyone who sent an email. x Gabe

29 November 2005

Help

Our sidebar seems to be slipping down the page when viewed in Explorer and neither Gabe or I can figure out why... Can anyone help and explain how to restore it? If so please email damien2020 AT gmail DOT com.

Thanks for your help!
Damien

Action

Gabe: So what are you going to do about Adam?

Damien: The only thing I can do

Damien: Offer to burn his clothes and buy him a whole new wardrobe

Gabe: Um, I wouldn't expect too many Christmas presents from Adam this year...

28 November 2005

Cutlery

Gabe: I could eat his arms with a knife and fork...

Fashion Sense


Damien: I'm worried about my friend Adam

Gabe: I didn't know you had any friends

Damien: I'm serious

Gabe: OK

Gabe: *Puts me on serious face*

Gabe: Tell me about Adam

Damien: See he's different than you or I

Damien: He's... well... he's...

Gabe: An albino? A vampire? An albino vampire?

Damien: No. He has no taste in clothes

Gabe: Whoa, that's serious

Damien: I know

Gabe: What with your keen fashion sense...

Damien: Totally. And I'm worried that if he keeps wearing those puce cutoffs, I won't want to be seen with him anymore

Gabe: Maybe you could break it to him gently

Damien: Bit late for that. I just hit "send"

Gabe: Oh well, I'm sure he'll appreciate your honesty

Damien: I'm not sure. The title of the email is "Your clothes make me want to hurl"

27 November 2005

'Ceps

Gabe: Crikey
Gabe: He's not your usual type
Damien: I know, but I was strangly attracted to him
Damien: I've nicknamed him 'Ceps
Gabe: I bet he has hips like a nail gun

Jon Passavant


Damien: Jon Passavant was totally checking you out last night

26 November 2005

Weekend

Gabe: I love Saturday
Gabe: It's the only day Mum leaves me alone
Gabe: She's too busy doing my washing to really annoy me
Damien: If I was your mother, a would whip your lazy ass

25 November 2005

Stuffed

Damien: Man, I am still stuffed like this guy's briefs