Ribena

D: I like

D: That while I was away
D: People were all
D: "Your blog sucks!"
D: Like all blogs
D: Should naturally be written by two people
D: That they're reading
D: Perez or something
D: And they're like
D: "He's good
D: But he really could do
D: with some witty counter point..."


G: Sorry I knocked over my glass of Ribena
G: What were you saying?
D: Oh nevermind

Hot Naked Guys OK

G: Hang on
G: "Three people in the relationship"
G: ?
D: Oh, well he was kinda jealous of you
D: I s'pose
D: He was always like
D: "What do you guys talk about all the time?"
D: And I was like
D: "Hot naked guys ok
D: What you're like my Dad now??"
G: And to think
G: He broke up with you
D: I know G
D: It's a frickin mixed up world

Three People

D: The dumping was kinda complicated
D: But it involved someone else
G: You cheated on him?
D: No doofus
D: Although Ford was never
D: Exactly ecstatic about this blog
D: He said there were
D: Three people in our relationship
G: I forget he was named after a car
D: And conceived in one
G: I find that a little odd
D: It's more common than you think
D: There was a girl at my school
D: Called Chevrolet Silverado
G: She's lucky it wasn't Back Seat Buick I guess...

Dumpster Full of Broken Glass

D: OK so I was dumped
D: From a great height
D: Into, like a dumpster full of broken glass
D: And knives
D: But I can talk about it now
D: Because I have distance
G: How did he dump you?


G: D?
D: I'm sorry
D: I said I wouldn't cry
D: I said I wouldn't cry
D: Breathe Damien, breathe

The Usual

G: Stop changing the subject
G: I want to hear about what's been going on
D: Well
D: Nothing much really
D: The usual
D: Ya know... stuff
G: I'll email your sister
D: OK I'll tell!!

It's Kind Of

G: An Lolgay is
D: Yes?
G: Well an Lolgay is...
G: It's kind of
G: Lolgays are
G: Um

G: Look over there
G: It's James Marsden in a thong!
D: That's not going to work a third time Gabe

God's Green Earth

G: So
G: Tell me everything
D: Wait
G: What?
D: Look at all the pretty boys
D: I have missed them you know
D: And I think
D: No, I believe it in my heart
D: That they have missed me too
G: Well as their spokesman
G: We're glad to have you back
D: Just one little thing G
G: Yes?
D: What on God's green Earth is a FREAKIN LOLGAY?!??!?

Seven Sleeps

D: Yo
G: Hey!!!!
G: Hey its you!!
G: You went
G: You went and I was alone
G: And then it got tricky and I went
G: You went away too long!!!!
G: No went long time next ok?
D: Ha
D: Ok I think
G: So how are you?
D: Good. A lot has happened.
D: I want to tell you everything
D: But I'm going away tomorrow for a week
G: You're coming back though right?
D: Yeah I am
G: So I'll see you in a week?
D: Yeah you will
G: Seven sleeps?
D: Ha, yeah
D: Seven sleeps it is

Origin Story Part 4

G: My plan?
G: To lure Damien onto messenger
G: And give him a taste of his own medicine
G: Some max strength anitihistamean if you will
G: But when he logged on
G: A strange thing happened
G: He was funny
G: And not exactly horrible
G: And we became
G: Friends
G: I know that doesn't make a very good end to the story
G: But that's what happened
G: Real life doesn't always have
G: The best punch lines
G: Does it?