Smoke

D: I've never asked
D: But do you smoke?
G: Only when I'm on fire!
D: Your lameness is like a comfortable pair of old slippers

Video Clips

G: Maybe we should start including cute guy video clips
G: We're a bit behind the times
D: Oh
D: Oh
D: So you want to be one of the cool kids now?
D: One of those Made in Paris Vivid Towel folk
D: with their "technology"
D: You know, one of these days - I'll leave you Gabe
D: And no one who reads this blog will question why

G: So video clips
D: Alright, I don't know how to upload them, OK!!!!!!!!

Purged

D: How's your head today?
G: Fine
G: I don't get hangovers
G: I just sweat like a hooker in church until the alcohols purged from my body
D: You have such a way with words G Force

Inebriated

G: Im a bit drunk
D: Where have you been?
G: Out atthe local
D: You should get yourself to bed
G: I just wanted to say goodnight
G: So goodnight

D: Aw, he's cute when he's inebriated

Blue

D: I can only find one pic of him
D: But even so he's hotter than your guy Gabe

Mark

G: One man
G: So much visual goodness

Man Shanks

G: Woo - legs
D: What is it with you and legs?
G: I don't know
G: I just see me some man shanks
G: And I want to chew on them

Fabio Cannavaro

G: Bring on the World Cup
D: Yes, bring it World Cuppers!
D: BRING
D: IT
G: You have no idea what I'm talking about do you?
D: Oh that again
D: You don't know everything about my culture
D: Not the juicy Brangelina gossip
D: Nor the Denise Richards coup
D: You've never even seen Laguna Beach
D: And you lecture me
D: ME
G: Wow, sorry Dee
D: That's ok
D: I'll get you the box set for Christmas
G: Box set of what?
D: *sighs*

The Pretty Boys' Book Club

D: I think we should start a Pretty Boys' Book Club!
D: I'm half way through "The Self Lover"
D: I can't put it down
D: The book's pretty good too
G: Oh dear that hurts