The Fun You'll Have

G: I'm looking for a place
G: I can only afford a flat in a really dodgy area
G: In one of those group rabbit warren share places
D: Hey...
D: But think of the fun you'll have!
D: The smell of mildew and old socks
D: The random midnight banging next door
D: All your food mysteriously disappearing from the fridge
D: And you'll have your own place
D: To rest your head at night
D: Think how cool that'll be!!!
G: I wonder if it's too late to join the Navy

Gravity

G: Sometimes it gets too much and you just have to get down

Hot

D: That third guy is totally eyeing me up

Number One Son

G: OK, beat this
G: My Mother made me a Valentine's card
D: Yes, you definately win saddest mofo award
G: Woo! Three years running!

Love

G: Tomorrow...
D: I know...
G: It's such a waste of money
D: And so commercial
G: Still...
D: Yeah
G: Would have been nice...
D: Yeah
G: Next year huh?
D: Yeah
D: Next year

Dignity

G: I don't know where to move to
D: Do you have friends you could stay with?
G: I guess
G: We have Sky TV here though, and I have my room and my stuff - and food I like
G: None of my friends have all that
D: It was scary when I left home, but what you lose in comfort you gain in dignity
D: You have nothing to fear, except fear itself
D: End quote
G: Or maybe I could make Mum and Dad move out instead!
D: *sighs*

Time to Move

G: I think my Mother wants me to move out
D: Why's that?
G: She left me a note saying "I think you should move out"
D: Parents can be so cryptic sometimes

Math

D: What's 13,898 x 24?
G: Um...
G: Pass
D: I spent years learning stupid algebra and calculus
D: and for what?
G: It's supposed to make you smarter
D: Well it obviously didn't work
G: What were you trying to work out anyway?
D: Nothing
D: Just how many boys I'd like to butter the muffin with before I die
G: Figures

Models are Easy

G: Teeth so bright!
G: Blinding!
D: Mommy, my eyes!!!

D: This is fun, we haven't had a bitch together in ages
G: No we haven't
D: I mean, look at this guy - what, is he like perfect or something?
G: Um, I think we might have lost our touch

G: He is so excited to be wearing the hat
D: Or is the hat wearing him?

D: This guy's bulge is a lot like my sisters Ken doll
G: Your sisters Ken doll?
D: Alright, my Ken doll
D: My sister gave him to me as long as I promised not to steal Barbie's clothes again to dress him up in

Bite Me

G: Le sigh

Shut Eye

G: Man it's late
D: Yeah, I'm hitting the sack
G: Me too
G: Goodnight
D: Night!
G: Don't let the gay bugs bite

Cornrow

G: Where were you yesterday?
D: I was having my hair cut
G: I thought you had a weave?
D: Yeah funny
G: No wait - you mean that stuffs real???

Dusk

G: Hello lips...

Beach

D: Summer lovin', had me a blast...