Vote or Die

D: OMG
D: We are in some gay blog competition
G: What?
D: A gay blog competition
D: People are voting
D: And we're LOSING
G: What?
D: So my blog friends
D: You must go here and click on "vote now!"
D: And vote for US
G: What?
D: We can't let that homo Outsports blog win
D: Lovers of soft porn must triumph
D: Over mildly athletic homosexuals
D: Are you with me brothers!!!?!!?

G: Seriously, what?

Frenchiness

G: A french magazine just sent us these pics
D: Oh the french
D: And their frenchiness
D: Being all french
D: And stuff
D: Frenchy Mc french fry
D: Frenchetta french
D: French

D: French



D: Is anyone else hungry?

Honour Among Thieves

G: These are cool pics
D: Thank you
D: I stole them off some website
G: Which one?
D: I never reveal my sources
G: Honour among thieves huh?
D: That and I've forgotten already

Waikiki Beach

D: This vid is a selection of hot guys on Waikiki Beach
G: How did you guys end up with Hawaii?
D: I think we won it on a bet
G: Alaska?
D: Strip poker
G: The Virgin Islands?
D: Like you have to ask
D: Canada we got playing paper, rock, scissor
G: Um...
G: I think that's one of ours
D: Oh yeah

Nobody Likes Change

D: Yo
D: How was your weekend?
G: S'OK
G: I took down all my posters
G: Ripped a corner off Jared Leto
G: My signed Fall Out Boy has a big crease too
G: But it's done
D: Good for you
D: Nobody likes change
D: Or Jared Leto anymore FYI

Manny

G: I think I'm going to stage a sit-in
D: What?
G: I'm being kicked out of my house
G: Remember?
D: Oh yeah
D: Why don't you become a Manny?
G: What's that?
D: A dude Nanny
G: Wouldn't that be a Danny?
D: Anyhoo you should totally do it
D: You'll be so freakin' Charles in Charge!!

Blog Friends

D: See?
D: The capital of Zimbabwe
D: Is Hara...
D: Harra...
D: Some place foreign
D: Thanks again Blog friends!
G: *sighs*

Capital of Zimbabwe

G: Hey look
G: Our readers did research on IMDB for us
D: Yeah
D: I have them pretty well trained
D: Watch this
D: What is the capital of Zimbabwe?

G: Nothings happening
D: Wait...

Every Gay Kiss

D: It's every gay kiss ever
D: And it's Mouse from Tales of the City!
D: I love Mouse
D: He's so cute
D: I wonder whatever happened to that actor?
G: Maybe he lost his home
G: And was forced to live on the streets?
D: No
D: He's probably just dead or something

Tart the Place Up

G: I have to move house again
D: Oh no!
G: They want to tart the place up
G: And charge more for it
D: Those bastards!
G: I just got all my posters up the way I like too
D: We'll sue them into next year!!