24 December 2007
11 December 2007
06 December 2007
04 December 2007
25 November 2007
D: No problem
G: So we're all really excited
G: We loved your polaroids
G: There's just one thing
G: How do you feel about wearing a stupid green wig?
D: Well, I dunno
D: At Modelling school they suggested
D: Against wearing stupid colored wigs
G: We'll let you keep it after the shoot...
D: Throw in some stupid yellow gloves?
G: Kid, it's a deal!
G: This has been a PBC Amdram Production
20 November 2007
G: OK, I've been looking on some "dating" sites
G: I think I've whittled down a list
D: Hit me
D: "Hobbies: World War 2 Model airplanes"
G: Hey - beggars can't be choosers
D: He's glued a propeller to his toupee in one photo...
14 November 2007
G: For finding you a date?
D: You're in a relationship
D: You have to off-set
D: All the smug couple tax by doing good deeds
D: For your newly single friends
D: It's the law
G: Smug couple tax?
D: Don't question Economics, Gabe
12 November 2007
G: I'm glad you asked
G: First we'll hit them with the press release
G: Then once we have some initial buzz
G: TV ads, interactive billboards
G: And the second guest slot on Jonathan Ross
D: Half of me knows
D: You're being sarcastic
D: And the other half thinks that's not a dumb idea
D: I mean, how cute is this Jonathan Ross guy?
D: I could be a guest slot?
11 November 2007
10 November 2007
G: Hey, listen to this:
G: "In a perfectly liberal economic system, some people accumulate considerable fortunes; others molder in unemployment and poverty. In a perfectly liberal sexual system, some people have a varied and exciting erotic life; others are reduced to masturbation and solitude."
D: I'll do it already!!!!
D: I'll start dating!!
G: Touched a nerve, huh?
D: I AM READY TO LOVE AGAIN!!!