Reader, I (Gay) Married Him

D: Ok ok ok we're lame
D: We were trying to wrap this up
D: But the thing that was stopping us stopped us again
D: Our terrible secret
G: It's not exactly... I wouldn't call it... anyway
D: So you remember ages ago? Good
D: Well I sorta maybe went to London
G: Only after I came over to see you first
D: And we kinda, you know, "did it"
D: With each other
D: Nakedly
G: A lot
D: And that was all good and fine and junk except for the blog
D: Because it was weird talking about other boys and their hotness
G: When we'd sort of found something... good
D: Yes
G: Good... and long distance
D: Yes
D: But that is changing soon
G: Visas pending
D: And this blog, this beautiful blog, she is done
G: We'd like to thank everyone for reading over the years
D: Thanks for all your emails, even the ones I was too lame ass to reply to
G: And yeah, that's it I think
D: Wow, it really is

Inauguration

G: Yes, so Damien was writing a screenplay
G: And, ah
G: Well, he was very busy
G: And then Nick said
G: Well what I thought he said was
D: OK, ok, ok
D: Save it for the inauguration, Favreau

D: Ahem
D: So I was writing the Pretty Boys Movie Script…
D: (Starring Robert Pattinson and Chris Evans)…

Flip

D: Who starts?
G: It was your idea
D: We could flip for it?
G: I'll do it, I don't care
D: You don't care?
G: I don't mind I mean
D: Fine
G: Good



D: Christmas is coming
G: Ugh

Sure

D: Woh, talk about a spread
G: Legs!
D: Yeah and the second one is totally
D: OK I CANT DO IT!!!
G: ?
D: We have to tell them
D: We have to tell them, you know
D: The truth


G: Are you sure?
D: Yes, I think I am
G: If you're sure?
D: No I am I am
G: Ok then
D: Ok then
D: ......

Convoy

G: That's a very eclectic group of photos
D: Yeah well, these are very uncertain times
D: I mean
D: Does one go for hot guys on the beach on in a park?
D: Answer = both
G: You. Convoy. Middle East. Now.

Text You Cannot See

D: Woh what happened to the text in our first post?
G: I don't know
G: It's some glitch with new Blogger
D: Aww, our lovely readers
D: We leave them FOR MONTHS
D: And first post back
D: We set them one more hurdle to leap over
D: Text you cannot see
D: And they do, they leap - like a gazette
G: Erm?
D: Bravo dear reader, bravo
G: I'll change it
D: No don't
D: It's kinda wonderful

Humanly

G: So where have we been?
D: Where haven't we been??
G: You're going to drag this out
G: As long as humanly possible aren't you?
D: I've been starved of attention FOR MONTHS

We're Back

 

D: We’re back!!!!1!!

G: Yes, yes we are

D: Oh man, I missed this blog

D: Are they still calling them blogs?

D: So much to find out

G: Like where we’ve been for nigh on 6 months?
D: Like that my dear Gaberella

D:  And mucho more

D: But first

D: HAPPY NEW YR 2009 PR3TTY BOYS R BACK!!!!!!

The Script

G: I never thought I'd say this

G: But it's… good

G: I… liked… it

G: Better than that

G: The part when "Dean" comes over to England and they…

D: Yeah, it's not working for us

D: We're in the middle of major rewrites

D: Nick is going to tail you

D: Nick?

N: Yo

D: Tail Gabe

N: Yo

Finished

G: OK
G: Finished
D:
G:
D:
G: A slow reader huh?
D: I@M LIKE A HUNDRED AND FIVE YEARS OLD!!

NDA

D: So I think we’re done
D: We have a script!
G: Can I read it?
D: Um, yeah I guess
D: Just, well, I'll need to ask you to sign
D: a little non-disclosure agreement
D: No biggie
D: It's just standard practice
G: "The Recipient agrees to use Confidential Information solely for the Purpose, to use all possible means to maintain the Confidential Information and not to get up in the ass of the aforementioned parties about typos because it was really late and Word's spell-check totally sucks."
D: Like I said
D: Standard practice

Manpower

D: Well, you know, there's Nick
D: What can I say about Nick?
D: He's a great kid, he's working hard
D: But I just felt
D: We needed a little more manpower
D: A little more juice
D: A tad more
G: OK, I get it

D: (p.s Happy Bday G-Spot!!)

Enabler

G: Right, I'm still avoiding you
G: But I just wanted to get this off my chest
G: I've had a realisation
G: I'm an "enabler"
G: When you do or say something
G: I react
G: And in doing so I "energise the situation"
G: So yes, this stops now, today
G: But I wanted to show you this video
D: Oh OK thanks
G: My pleasure

D: Hehe, the video's funny
G: WHAT TEAM IN INDIA???

Team in India

D: Why are you harassing one of my writers?
G: What? I'm the aggrieved
G: Hang on
G: One of?
G: How many writers do you have?
D: Well, there's me, Nick of course
D: The Team in India
D: So about 46ish