D: We have a reader's question
D: "what's your guy's secret? do you rehearse what you put on the blog? or do you just chat randomly on messenger until you find something funny to put in."
D: You wanna answer this one?
G: Dear reader
G: You might have noticed
G: That the quality of funny here
G: Has plummeted since the Writers' Strike
D: OK, that's enough Columbo