Damien: He's like a professor at a College
Damien: And he's married
Gabe: Aw that's sweet
Damien: And he wears women's underwear and imagines having s*x with the both of us
Gabe: OK, now he's getting creepy
Damien: He says he'll pay us a lot of money and you only have to wear stockings and a girdle...
Gabe: *logs off*