Gabe: Not one
Gabe: Not even any spam
Gabe: I wrote ten emails yesterday
Gabe: And didn't get one reply
Damien: Have you checked your outbox?
Gabe: Yeah, it's empty
Damien: That's weird
Damien: No, I've just found a freckle in the shape of Rupert Everett on my ankle
Damien: It looks like he's smiling!!!!
Gabe: *logs off*