G: So when is your birthday?
D: Um
D: It was yesterday
G: REALLY?
G: Why didn't you tell me???
G: You dickhead!!
D: I didn't want to make a fuss
D: It's nothing
D: Just another day
D: It's fine
G: No its not
G: It's rubbish
G: You should have - wait there
D: Gabe?
4 comments:
Happy Belated, Damien. What are you now, 14? J/K. Really, how old are you? Legal age, I hope, cuz I don't want to go to jail for my daydreams.
I know there will probably be a gazillion people before me, but still: happy birthday. I can't wait to read what your compadre is up to :)
3 kisses, distribute where you please *seductive wink*
Gabe, you should get Damien some strippers with big fat bouncy titties. Certainly you must have a few on speed dial. Schiwng!
Oh Damien, you're a Virgo. Who would've guessed! Happy Birthday xx
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