Nostalgia Porn

D: We used to have a brown leather couch like that
D: When I was little
G: Ah, sweet childhood memories
G: I used to have pants like that
D: You know what this is?
D: It's nostalgia porn!
G: That's a whole genre
G: I was unaware of till now
D: WTF - that is our couch
D: Cousin Danny??
D: Uncle Pete??????
G: In a minute, your Mum pops in with brownies
D: No!!!!