Voice of Reason

D: I want a pet now
G: What about 10 semi naked men instead?
D: Yeah OK fine
D: But they won't cuddle up to me after a long hard day
G: True
G: But they also won't get hit by the neighbours car
G: Crawl under your house
G: And die either
D: Um
D: FYI
D: Your voice of reason is like way disturbed