Tips

D: If you're serious about getting these photos done I thought I should be the one to give you a few tips
G: Wow.
G: Thanks.

D: It's a good idea to wear nice clothes - but you don't want to look too formal

D: Relaxed is better

D: But not too relaxed

D: Some people find a prop helps

D: Just don't let the prop steal the limelight

D: Feel confident in front of the lens and it will show in your face

D: And um, your other places

D: But no one likes a show off

D: Emphasize the parts of your body you like the best

D: Whether it's your wash board abs

D: Or your left nipple

D: The most important tip is: RELAX!
D: Don't let the sound of my hysterical laughter put you off
G: Kill me, kill me now