Tags

D: I don't like you messing around with my template
D: I'm jumpy enough as it is today
G: But I'm making the blog better
G: Look - tags!
D: Yeah ok fine
D: But I'm watching you Gabriel Winger

Public Announcement

G: I'm going to muck about with the blog template today
G: So you might see some strange things happen
G: Do not be alarmed!
G: Thank you
G: This has been
G: A public announcement on behalf of the Pretty Boys

Actor Crush R.I.P.

D: River and I decided to close down Actor Crush
G: Ha - I knew it would never work!
G: Not without my dry comic wit and natural timing
G: It was doomed! Doomed!!! Hahahah!

G: I mean, oh no - sorry to hear that...

D: Buttmunch
G: Flounce Bucket

Mail Bag

D: These first set of pics were sent to us by Kako
D: From sunny Venezuela

D: And this cute couple are Drew & Joe
D: Ahem
D: "I am an avid reader and fan of your blog. It was actually one of the blogs that inspired me and my boyfriend to create our own patch of cyberspace. Our blog is called He Said, He Said, and it chronicles what we are both doing, thinking, feeling, and experiencing while he is in Argentina doing school work and I am in Texas doing work work. We are very much together, but seperated by thousands of miles, which tends to make things interesting."
G: Nice, we inspired a blog
D: We also inspire them to have kinky sex whenever they're reunited
G: Where does it say that in the email?
D: Oh it doesn't
D: I just know

Up the Whoopsy

D: I've never heard Lukas Ridgeston talk before
G: He sounds like Arnie with a lisp
D: And a boner
G: Maybe you can make Lukas the Governor of another one of your states?
G: I can see the t-shirts now
G: "Our Governor could schtupp your Governor up the whoopsy"
D: Schtupp? Whoopsy?
D: What, you're Mel Brooks now?

Voice of Reason

D: I want a pet now
G: What about 10 semi naked men instead?
D: Yeah OK fine
D: But they won't cuddle up to me after a long hard day
G: True
G: But they also won't get hit by the neighbours car
G: Crawl under your house
G: And die either
D: Um
D: FYI
D: Your voice of reason is like way disturbed

Kid School

D: Thanks to Lubridan for sending us these pics
D: I think I might call my goat Lubridan
G: Do
G: But mark my words
G: He'll get bullied at Kid School
D: He's a goat not a kid

Goat Burgers

D: The certificate turned up today
D: You really did buy me livestock
D: Well not me
D: The starving Africans
D: Hope they like goat!
D: Mmm, goat burgers
D: Lot's of spicy goat balls

G: I think they just milk it
D: Oh thank god!